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Shrek[ edit ] I live in a swamp! I put up signs! I'm a terrifying ogre!
What do I have to do to get a little privacy?! Donkey[ edit ] Now I'm a flyin', talkin' donkey! You might seen a housefly. Maybe even a superfly. But I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly! And if you don't mind me sayin', if that don't work, your breath will certainly get the job done, 'cause you definitely need some Tic Tacs or somethin', 'cause your breath STINKS!
Man, you almost burn the hair out of my nose.
Just like the time-- [Shrek puts his hand on his mouth but Donkey continues talking] --and then I ate some rotten berries and I had some strong gases eeking out of my butt that day.
I hope you heard that. She called me a noble steed. She think I'm a steed. We can stay up late, swappin' manly stories, and in the mornin', I'm makin' waffles!
I got a dragon here, and I'm not afraid to use it! I'm a donkey on the edge! Hey, where are you going? Oh, man, I can't feel my toes. I think I need a hug. Think it's in there?
Do you know what that thing could do to you? Yeah, it'll grind your bones for its bread! Now, ogres - oh, they're much worse. They'll make a suit from your freshly peeled skin!
They'll shave your liver, squeeze the jelly from your eyes! Actually, it's quite good on toast. I love to talk! I'm the talkin'est damn thing you ever saw. I'll tell you why. There's no one here beside me. My problems have all gone. There's no one to deride me! But ya gotta have friends! Well, it's no wonder you don't have any friends.
Only a true friend would be that truly honest. Take a look at me, what am I?
You know, "Grab your torch and pitchforks! I like my privacy.Fiona decides to marry Lord Farquaad, and Shrek and Donkey go back to the swamp.
Donkey tells Shrek the truth about Fiona, and they go to stop the wedding. Fiona becomes an ogress again, because the sunsets, which causes Lord Farquaad to not want to marry her, and Dragon eats him up. Lord Farquaad Quotes Now really, it's rude enough being alive when no one wants you, but showing up uninvited to a wedding?
Permalink: Now really, it's rude enough being alive when no one wants you. Rental Costumes for Shrek the Musical - Lord Farquaad and Shrek *Shrek pictured with latex prosthetics, rental includes fabric hood.
In addition to rental costumes we have a wide range of sales items for Shrek the Musical and all of the characters in the show including makeup, wigs, accessories, props, and more. Below is a sample of the items. Lord Farquaad Wedding costume for Bank Street Players' production of Shrek.
Credit to Paulette Morgan for the legs! Find this Pin and more on Lord Farquaad by Elizabeth Mace. Now that I have received the picture disc from the Shrek performance in April, I want to share some of my favorite pictures of Lord Farquaad.
My cyber-forensic skills (i.e., googling "lord farquaad flag facebook") have led me to conclude that Buzzfeed is not the first to discover this uncanny likeness.
The question still remains: Did. In the meantime, Lord Farquaad has made a discovery that has him a bit worried. The Lord has discovered via the Magic Mirror that he is unable to become a real King unless he marries a princess.
Shrek’s visit and request to cleanse the swampland of fairy tale characters is timed perfectly for the Lord.